I LOVE YOU BIYATCH!!!!!

so I did the Amanda Knox shoot last night and it wasn't so bad! no - i didn't wear a bikini, but i did sport some red underwear with the word 'killer' emblazoned on the backside. it was a great excuse to scream 'you biyatch, i love you!!!!!' and 'you're a whore! i'm a whore!' and slurp beer and pretend to smoke a cigarette (scandalous!) and lick an attractive man's face (thanks for the stubble exfoliant Matt. your biceps ain't too shabby either!! hummmmmmina hummmmmina ladies!).

and you know what, hey! i'm getting pretty good at this shooting on camera thing! and i'm getting pretty good at giving 100% as the shocked (in a good way) intern phrased it. and i'm ALREADY pretty good at letting loose and not having any hang-ups like spewing certain dairy items out of my mouth - because that can be DISGUSTING and FUNNY! i can't wait to see the pictures (which i will post here, no doubt, in all their gross glory). it was a good time. though, it occurred to me while screaming such soubriquets as the aforementioned, i might be insane. seriously, who does this shit?

ME! YOU BIYATCH!!!